Girls what does it taste like

That's what the magazines and every movie and TV show tell us, at least! But guess what? All vaginas are beautiful. Unless there's something funky going on down there related to an actual medical issue, then the appearance and scent of your vagina is likely totally normal.

Your vagina smells like vagina. Your partner should absolutely know what they are getting into. And most importantly, they should love it! But in case you're curious aren't we all a little curious here is what vagina tastes like, according to guys. The biggest rumor is that eating parsley before oral sex makes the pussy sweeter.

The experts agree, for the best tasting pussy, vegetarians come out ahead. John from SFSI told me that "a vegetarian diet with no saturated fats is the winner. Meats, alcohol, tobacco and drug use all make a pussy taste bitter or acidic. Pineapple and fruits make it sweeter and give it a fresher, zesty flavor. Chocolate and fats make it less fresh. But at least it's a good substitute for love. Enough of the guys; it was time to hear from one of the most pussy-lovin' lesbians I know: Jackie Strano, lead singer of the Hail Marys.

Jackie was eager to share her tongue-tasting tests. Pussy tastes like hot-sweet-sticky-kinda-salty candy. A woman's natural juices mixed with the smell and taste of her skin is a beautiful thing. Chicks with bad diets who do too many drugs don't taste good. Drugs, tobacco and alcohol all came up as winners for making bitter, "not fresh" tasting hole. And out of all the drugs, speed ranks No. And speed freaks often tend to forget normal, everyday things, like drinking nonalcoholic beverages, which can be harsh on the system.

My favorite tip is to wait until the person performing oral sex is fully aroused because their primary senses get dulled. In other words, get them so horny they won't notice or care what you taste like!

This coincides perfectly with what most people I asked told me. Surprisingly, most of them are happy just to be allowed down there. Says "Jay," "If I like the woman I'm licking I'll generally feel happy, privileged and lucky to be between her legs -- and it will taste delicious. So, gals, all we need is good hygiene, a vegetarian diet, lots of pineapple, no bad habits and we're sweet as candy!

It sounds simple on paper, but if you're like me and love beer, steak and cigarettes, then having the tastiest pussy in the world might not be an option. But, guys, unless you're ready to change your lifestyles as well, I suggest we all be a little understanding.

So stop with the fish jokes, OK? Sticky Header Night Mode. Watery sauerkraut. Butterscotch yo!!! The sea.

Sea Salt and Vinegar potato chips. Oyster sauce. A warm tomato. Bleu cheese and okra. Slippery like okra. Musky like bourbon.

Fun like an arcade. Peachy salad dressing. Aluminum foil. Buttered toast. But it also varies, sometimes like lemon tart.

Milk and coins. Kraft American Singles. Sweet butter. Wet and slightly metallic if she has. Warm apple pie. A sweat-covered barbell. Mayo and ketchup mixed together. Try it. Mashed potatoes. A penny or a nickel. Mussels in white wine. Body odor. Pineapples or onions.

Thankfully, he liked cheeseburgers. A can of V8.